Skilte med sjove tekster

Gaveide: Fra nedlagt webshop sælges: Metalskilte fra LaFinesse med sjove tekster. Skiltene er nye, og de måler 13x30 cm. Sælges for 35,- kr./stk. Ved køb af 6 stk. eller flere: 30 kr./stk. Følgende skilte er på lager: " A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear" - 5 stk. " Behind every successful woman is HERSELF" - 3 stk. " We don't make mistakes, we do variations" - 2 stk. " Good morning, let the stress begin" - 2 stk. " A man is not complete until he's married... then he's FINISHED!" - 5 stk. " If th music is too loud -- you're too old." - 4 stk. " Behind every good kid is a great mom" - 1 stk. " Or give it to your mother. She knows how to do it." - 5 stk. " It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly."- 4 stk. " My husband said it was either him or the cat. I miss him sometimes." - 6 stk. " Respect your parents -- they passed school without google" - 4 stk. " I love cooking with wine -- sometimes I even put it in the food" - 4 stk " Well. This day was a total waste of makeup" - 5 stk. " A woman never dresses to impress men - she dresses up to irritate other women" - 5 stk. ( Humor lune sarkasme ironi poesi lyrik ordsprog talemåder sentenser sjove udtryk ordspil dualismer tolkning værtindegave børneværelse fede retroskilte La Finesse LaFinesse )